12.12.2008

HOLIDAY LINE OF FAMILY SERVICE MEDALS

Distinguished Service, Dysfunctional Family Cross

Family Expectations Prisoner of War Medal

Middle Child Medallion with Stars

Victory: Campaign for Sibling Supremacy

Thanksgiving Combat Commemorative Medal

Crimson Insignia: In-law Incursion

Splitting the Estate/Army of Occupation

5 comments:

  1. Very funny. I want me one of those Middle Child Medallions.

    ReplyDelete
  2. You middle children and the need for affirmation.

    As spokesperson for eldest children, let me say this: WE didn't get good bikes until high school, while YOU got everything EARLY.

    ReplyDelete
  3. A-frooking-men! Said the first born, who happened to be a daughter. That there speakth the truthiness!

    Cindi Roo

    ReplyDelete
  4. Ya, but we got it all second-hand.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Ditto jmartin.

    And give me back my parents.

    ReplyDelete