MORE REASONS TO LOVE GREAT BRITAIN
The Landmark Trust Handbook clearly rates review as a literary work.
Excerpts:
Staying in Landmarks: "You may, especially in the country, come across natural intrusions like insects from time to time."
"Penzance itself, accessible by train as well as by road, is a handsome and agreeable town; and beyond it lies that hard old peninsula in which, at places like Chysauster and the Botallack mine, can be found moving evidence of human labour, over an immense span of time." (The Egyptian House, Penzance, Cornwall)
On the selection of Wardens of the Trust of the Grammer School, Kirby Hill, North Yorkshire: "On the feast of the Decollation of St. John the names of six respectable parishioners were to be written on slips of paper and enclosed in balls of wax. These were to be put in a jar of water. Two names were then to be drawn and the jar of water with the remaining names put away in a cupboard".
"The Pineapple is an elaborate summer house of two storeys, built for the 4th Earl of Dunmore. Although classical and orthodox at ground level, it grows slowly into something entirely vegetable; conventional architraves put out shoots and end as prickly leaves of stone. It is an eccentric work, of undoubted genius, built of the very finest masonry." (Dunmore, Central Scotland)
HERR KEPLER'S NOTEBOOK
Time is the bully anchor of the opposing tug-rope team.
The person with a happy home life tracks glitter through the world; the solitary person leaves snowprints.
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"The grasshopper warbler's song comes up out of the earth just as you think the day is quietening down. It has no prelude or warm-up: it starts midperformance, as if switched on by the dark, as it if has been singing like this beneath the earth until it was dark enough to come to the surface. As if, though we hardly hear it, this singing never stops."
A Year on the Wing (Tim Dee)
All writing and cartoons on this site copyright 2008-2010 Julia Martin, unless otherwise credited.
The person with a happy home life tracks glitter through the world; the solitary person leaves snowprints.
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"The grasshopper warbler's song comes up out of the earth just as you think the day is quietening down. It has no prelude or warm-up: it starts midperformance, as if switched on by the dark, as it if has been singing like this beneath the earth until it was dark enough to come to the surface. As if, though we hardly hear it, this singing never stops."
A Year on the Wing (Tim Dee)
All writing and cartoons on this site copyright 2008-2010 Julia Martin, unless otherwise credited.
Great quotes! Thanks for the laffs.
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