CLUMPS AND VOIDS

GOD BLESS THE U.S. MAIL

I received this recent invitation, from my garage mechanic:







Can't you imagine the husband and wife, wracking their brains late at night for money-making schemes. "My darling, we lack synergy. I want to run a spa, and you own a garage, a body shop.... Wait!"

I imagine that the hydraulic lift came in handy for BMI calculations. (Although use of the word "reading" indicates perhaps a more intuitive approach to the numbers.) But what is the optimal jack height for a foot massage? And the "image consulting" makes one shudder: You are an Autumn, and a Synthetic Motor Oil.