8.02.2009

ACRONYMS AND OTHER OBJECTS IN THE WRONG HANDS

At some point during the 90's, I spent time interviewing witnesses in Centerville, Iowa. The local plant manager steered me to the best place in town. The Motel 60 & Villa even boasted a jaccuzi hot tub.

In addition to the occasional business traveler, the Motel did a big business among hunters. Breakfasts, it was posted, would start at 4:30 a.m. during hunting season. The jaccuzi hot tub, however, would not be available to guests during that time.

Unfortunately, the Motel 60 & Villa now features a separate game-cleaning room and freezer, so I cannot document this memory. So much for a riff in which the hot tub stars as Berton Roueche denouement.

I did find this from The Daily Iowegian.

Hush, little deer fawn, don't you cry. Daddy's gonna BLAM BLAM BLAM.

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