10.08.2009

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"Recession" is spelled with a D

Two guys tuckpoint a window-well while blasting their ubiquitous contractor radio, tuned to the local NPR station.

The art of persuasion is dead

The square, white panel truck is labeled SEWER AND PLUMBING REPAIR, but I can't quite discern the painted detail until we stop at a light. An outlined slice of bread is smeared with brown, and surrounded by flies.
Logo: "Your shit is our bread & butter."

The quotes were in the original, so I fear matching letterhead.

And toast.

The end of the world is a journey

A junior high school librarian, located in a wealthy Chicago suburban district, just lobbed this query to her librarian peers. What to do when the principal installs a large-screen television in the library, to play CNN throughout the day? Does she have standing to object even if he agrees to mute the volume?

2 comments:

  1. Oh my God. I find televisions in bars bad enough.

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  2. Maybe the sewer and plumbing guys should sell their logo to CNN.

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