How obscurely pleasing that this is the most popular watch sold on Watchismo.
But give me death, or a wrist-reminder of same, rather than the hourly snarks provided by the same manufacturer's Mantra design. Who needs mechanized calibration of one's self-esteem? Surely Nature provides sufficient organic curbs: seventh-graders, ingrown toenails, rejection in the personal ads, the great humming hive of the more-successful and their waxy drones.
I am convinced that the Mantra originally was a DARPA project, a third-generation torture device. Waterboarding is but apple-bobbing, in comparison.
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If I wore a watch -- I used to carry a pocket watch, but when my last died I gave it up -- I would want a meek, voiceless, obedient bit of machinery. Practically everything talks back these days, surely we don't need to go out of our way to find more snarky instruments than we already have?
ReplyDeleteOf course: suspenders means a pocket watch. No belt, no band, no constraint. CS because you didn't always have to wear a tie?
ReplyDeleteI might get this watch if 2.0 comes out with full Magic 8-Ball functionality.
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