1.25.2009

BOOK CLUB AGENDA

■ Books recommended for book groups by
definition are not works of literature but
craft objects--scrapbooks.

■ No one renders plot as superfluous as
the Irish. This is not a criticism.

■ Wit is unconnected, and often inversely
related, to the happiness of the characters.
Repeat after John Banville, “Life at its
worst is hideously funny.”

■ I will never again masticate a Costco box of
corn flakes for an infinitesimal plastic prize:
I’m looking at you, Russo’s Bridge of Sighs.

■ If the book triggers an immediate anecdote
from your life, I – perhaps unfairly –
will dismiss you as a shallow reader.
Literature is not a mirror, unless from
the fun house.

■ If Claire Messud indeed is not a victim of
poor translation, no excuse exists.

■ When author admits that first draft written
with a friend over a bottle: karaoke saves trees.

■ Lionel Shriver anagram: Lo, Viler Shrine.

Eat, Pray, Love: I routinely
disregard any epiphany wrested from
a bout with sex-overdose cystitis.

1 comment:

  1. It's All Second Hand

    I met you on the way
    To the book club gathering
    (This is derivative)
    Where we would discuss
    Russo's book, called Bridge Of Sighs.
    You agreed with me there.

    The book's about them,
    The ones who think they know stuff
    Who struggle with those
    They know don't know stuff.
    But only because they love them
    Beyond all reason.

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