1.26.2009

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1. Professionalism is not saying "asshole" until you hang up.

2. Tattered sign posted on storefront door: Edifying the Saints Ministry.

3. Observation by University of Illinois English Professor Robert Schneider: Frost's Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening can be sung to the tune of Hernando's Hideaway.

4. Catholic parents + old radio references =
child who assumes that The Shadow assists The Holy Ghost.

"Death's rather like a certain kind of lecturer. You don't really hear what is being said until you're in the front row." Daniel Martin (John Fowles)

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